This beautiful moment is brought to you by academic failure. 
The following piece is a version of the signature the Mister put on our son’s cast:

When you get an “F” in Spanish,
your parents take away your video games.

When your parents take away your video games,
you go ride your bike outside.

When you ride your bike outside,
you fall and break your arm.

When you fall and break your arm,
you get a giant cast on your arm.

When you get a giant cast on your arm,
you really cannot play video games.

Don’t get an “F” in Spanish.

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