WARNING: THIS BLOG CONTAINS SPOILERS.
SO IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE OF
BREAKING BAD AND PLAN TO,
DON’T READ ANY FURTHER.
I did not watch AMC’s spellbinding show, Breaking Bad, from the year it first aired. I must admit, I was a bit nervous about viewing a show depicting drug manufacturing and use. After seeing advertisements for it while watching The Walking Dead, the Mister and I had heard enough kudos for the show that we watched the DVD’s about two or three seasons in. And tomorrow night, the season wraps up, and all of us Bad-heads are anticipating the end.
The brilliance of this show is depicted from the memorable first scene, in which Walter White’s khakis float onto a New Mexico dirt road. What happened here? How did someone’s trousers end up flying around a perfectly blue sky? We gotta watch this.
So then you have to watch the rest of the firs episode to find out how chemistry teacher Walter White end up cooking methamphetamine in the desert with one of his previous students. That’s what cancer and an inadequate American health care system do to a middle class man. Well, then you’re strapped in for a wild ride that passes by Bryan Cranston in whitie-tighties, a gun-toting 12-year old, tarantulas, and an exploding tortoise and wheelchair. The truth is, Breaking Bad holds the most memorable and some of the most shocking moments every captured on television.
As I say good-bye to Walter, Skylar, Walt Jr., Jesse and pretty blue meth, here are some of the moments burned into my memory.
The melting bath tub. Well, Walter and Jesse are faced with the problem of needing to kill their first enemy and dispose of the body. Walter puts his chemistry knowledge to more excellent use and concocts acid to melt away the body. Except Jesse does not wait until Walter get plastic barrels for the body parts. He puts the body and acid in his bath tub. The chemicals eat through the floor and, well….
The ATM machine incident. A couple of whacked out addicts rob Skinny Pete, and Jesse has to get the money back and also prove he’s not to be messed with. So he tracks them down to this horrid house that’s completely trashed and in disarray, but has an ATM machine that the nasty couple stole. The man keeps calling the woman a ‘skank’ while he’s trying to open the safe. She gets sick of it and….
Jesse earns himself quite the reputation as a man who squashes people with ATM’s.
There was an episode in this current season where I fell asleep, and the Mister watched all of it. He was very forthcoming about how I may not want to see the turd face, Todd, shoot an innocent kid. To this day, I haven’t watched it.
Skylar goes off people. There have been a couple of times Mrs. White has needed to put people in their place. The first being when her brother-in-law claims that family needs to support Skylar’s kleptomaniac sister during her time of need. Skylar reminds him that she is 40 years old and pregnant, her husband has cancer and is rarely home, and the hot water heater is on the fritz, yet “Yes, let’s support my spoiled bitch sister.” My other favorite Skylar explosion is when she repeatedly squeals at her chatterbox sister, Marie, to “Shut up! Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!” several times. This has supposedly been turned into a ringtone.
You tell ’em, Mrs. White.
Mr. White saves Jesse’s butt by running a couple of guys over.
Two airplanes collide in the sky, dumping debris into the White’s swimming pool and scattering body parts all over the neighborhood.
Walter is often in his underwear or completely naked.
Eighty million dollar empire.
Many other Bad images and moments graced the television screen over the past few years. And I know you have your own also that can be added to this list. But one thing is for certain, we will remember Walter White.