Hi y’all.  Thanks for visiting.  Missey Twisted is an identity I invented to gain a unique email address years ago in college. I’ve been wanting a place to blog my opinions and post up short writings, and a friend told me about WordPress.  (Thanks, Hinsel!)

I am quite the dork, and proud of it. I know a bazillion stupid little facts about everything and nothing. I don’t jump on too many fad bandwagons…I wait until the wagon is abandoned so I can steer it in my own direction. I am a Team Targareyn Thronehead and will riot if Daryl Dixon is killed off of the Walking Dead. I love nachos, sweetened iced tea, Volkswagens, crawfish, Jesus, Star Wars, books, and zombies.

I finally got over myself and self published a novel, Doll House.